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  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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givemeinternet:

And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X

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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

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  • getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
  • getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
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jonathan:

the first time you hit post limit is like losing your tumblr virginity

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officialunitedstates:

ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS:

a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES

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youremyserenity:

Before I die I wanna be someone’s wcw

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marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

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percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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